What if they had de-icing machines for people?
Wouldn’t it be fantastic to be able to just sort of glide through a de-icing station periodically, and have all the “shit” removed from your life, so that you could be your optimal self, not let your nervousness and fear make you do stupid stuff like ramble on with a bunch of people and tell silly jokes and be totally obnoxious, hyper and manic, when what you really want to do is just say “hi, how’s it going” to someone important, and listen to what they have to say (instead of completely ignoring them like a moron)???!!!
Without that destructive layer of schmutz, I could actually be a decent human being. Really.
Arrghh! I need a de-icing machine, lol!